Gabrielle Solis, you're my hero
"Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house."
Gabrielle: Why are all rich men such jerks?
Carlos: The same reason why all beautiful women are bitches.
The way I see it is that good friends support each other after something bad has happened, great friends act as if nothing has happened.
The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos; he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am.
Gabrielle: Hey! Cocktails? Nobody called me?
Susan: It was spur-of-the-moment. We're numbing the pain of our miserable lives.
Gabrielle: Oh. Well, I was trying to do that with exercise, but why risk the heart attack? Make mine a double!
Carlos: You wanna wash my shorts?
Gabrielle: I don't want to, but if you wear them one more time, they're gonna ask me themselves.
Xiao-Mei: You are meanest person I know!
Gabrielle: I am THE meanest person you know. You've been in this country a year, modify your nouns, dammit.
Carlos: Beating up a second gay guy looks bad.
Gabrielle: Yes, well, Carlos, in some circles, beating people up at all is frowned upon.
Gabrielle: "You were a virgin?"
John: "So, it didn't show?"
Gabrielle: "Uh, no. No, I mean, I guess it was, well, weird when you started naming the American presidents in order."
John: "Yeah, I wish you hadn't heard that. I was just trying to..."
Gabrielle: "No, no, you were good. Just, if it comes up in school, Paul Revere was never a president."
Carlos: "Oh, my god. Are you trying to say that you don't want Deanna's baby because she's plain?"
Gabrielle: "No, plain I can handle. Carlos, since that woman has walked into our house, the clocks have stopped working."
Carlos: "No one can predict what a child is gonna look like. For all you know, her kid could end up winning beauty contests."
Gabrielle: "With her D.N.A., the only thing that kid's gonna be winning is best in show.
peeace and love fellas
- K
